Ok, Kimye. Kim. Kanye. Please. I can take the matching outfits, it has me feeling very Sonny & Cher about you two goofy kids, but the PAINTING of Hermes Birkins? Um, no. I’m gonna need you to stop that silliness right this instant. You, my friend, are no Angelina. And to raise your daughter to defame an Hermes bag, well, I have no words for THAT travesty. Do we spray tan David? No. No, we don’t. Stop touching the Birkins.